DAVE'S GLOSSARY
DINING OUT
Going to a buffet style restaurant early in the afternoon before the prices go up for the evening meal. If you time it right you can get there just before the prices go up and then get steak cheaper by stalling with your salad until the evening food hits the grille.
GENEALOGY
Something geezers do after everyone who could have told them this stuff has died.
GARDEN
A place for growing vegetables that requires no work
GEEZER
Male gender, old fart
GEEZETTE
Female gender, usually old fart's wife
INHERITANCE
What your kids get when you decide to kick the bucket. If you play it right you can go out with a net zero gain just to piss them off. Another popular scenario is to accumulate stuff that you really like that they will most likely not want or will have trouble hauling home or selling.
OLD FART
See Geezer
OLD FART'S WIFE
See Geezette
SHOP
A place used by Geezers to collect miscellaneous tools, equipment, machinery and associated items that will never be used. Also a place to secretly meet with other Geezers and get away from Geezettes. Often used for drinking and eating stuff Geezers are not supposed to have.
TRUCK
A vehicle used by Geezers to pull a camper and haul only light weight stuff that can be easily loaded and unloaded by a Geezer. Must be loaded with all power equipment and options. WARNING: A really nice truck may attract potential inheritance recipients. They will hang around you a lot and pretend they like you.
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This list is open to suggestions and additions.